Ladies and gentlemen, will you please stand?
With every writing pen scar on my hand,
I take this magnetic force to be my lover.
My heart's been borrowed and yours has been blue,
all's well that ends well to end up with you.
Swear to be overdramatic and true to my lover,
and you'll save all your dirtiest jokes for me -
and at every table, I'll save you a seat, lover.
